East Ghost "Wicked Pissa" Embroidered Cuffed Beanie

East Ghost "Wicked Pissa" Embroidered Beanie Oh Look, It’s Cold Outside. Again. What a Surprise. Welcome to New England, where winter lasts roughly eleven months and freezing wind feels like a personal insult to your face. If you're going to stand in line at Dunks for an iced coffee in a full-blown nor'easter, you might as well cover your skull with a knit cap that politely tells the weather—and everyone around you—to beat it. Embroidered with our official "Wicked Pissa" mascot flashing the classic local salute, this beanie keeps your ears warm while ensuring nobody confuses you for a friendly tourist asking for directions to the Freedom Trail.

Specs (Because You're Gonna Need It Until May):

• 100% Turbo Acrylic: Soft, warm, and zero-percent nonsense. Built to handle freezing wind off the Harbor without making your forehead itch like crazy.

• 12″ (30 cm) in Length: Plenty of length to pull down over your ears when the wind chill hits negative double digits, or cuff it up when you're trying to look cool at the bar.

• Hypoallergenic: Because your skin is sensitive enough without a itchy hat making it worse while you shovel out your parking spot.

• Unisex Style: Looks equally great on guys, gals, and anyone else who is thoroughly sick of scraping ice off their windshield.

• Hand Washable: Easy to clean after you accidentally drop it in a slush pile on the sidewalk.

Slap this on, grab your extra-large iced, and march into the tundra like the stubborn local you are.