The 'Ghosted' Vintage Wash Hoodie

The 'Ghosted' Vintage Wash Hoodie

Is that a spirit, or are you just happy to see us? 👀

Say hello to your new favorite layer, the hoodie with attitude. This isn't just any old black sweater—this is a statement piece. It’s for the nights you want to disappear, but also let everyone know exactly how you feel about being bothered.

The Details:

• Vibes for Days: We’ve given this heavy-duty, ultra-comfy cotton hoodie a custom vintage-wash treatment. It’s got that perfect, 'stolen-from-your-ex-but-better' soft, faded charcoal gray that looks better every time you wear it.

•  Built-in Ghost-Hunting Armor: Features subtle, pre-distressed rip details and grungy paint-splatter accents on the chest, pocket, and sleeves, because perfection is boring.

•  The Un-Social Statement: At the center of the chest is your spectral spirit animal: a poltergeist giving the double-bird. It’s the ultimate, "I am physically present but mentally elsewhere" signal.

•  Sleeve Detail: A tiny, cryptic "Core!" print on the right cuff, just for fun.

Who wears this?

• People who drink iced coffee in winter.

• Anyone who takes 'ghosting' as a lifestyle.

• The designated driver at the haunted house.

• You, probably.

Warning: This hoodie may cause spontaneous desire to sit in dim lighting and listen to 90s shoe gaze. Handle with extreme, apathy-fueled care.

This item is distressed with paint splatter and some small fabric scratches, etc.